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Q: Why do some blondes only think about sex?
A: They’re dirty blondes.
Q: What aren’t blondes sexually active?
A: Because they just lie there.
Q: Why do blondes need “TGIF” written on their shoes?
A: To remind them that Toes Go In First.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
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Two girls speed down the highway at 90 mph.
“Hey,” asks the brunette at the wheel. “Do you see any cops following us?”
The blonde turns around. “As a matter of fact, I do.”
“Damn!” says the brunette. “Are his flashers on?”
The blonde turns around again. “Yup. Nope. Yup. Nope. Yup.”
One day, a blonde was skipping on some train tracks singing “21, 21, 21, 21,…””
Along came a blonde who thought it looked like fun.
So she joined in and started singing “21, 21, 21, 21,” and then a train came.
The brunette jumped off the tracks but the train ran over the blonde.
The brunette got back on the train tracks and started singing “22, 22, 22, 22,…”
Q: Why do blondes wear tampons when they skydive?
A: So they don’t whistle on their way down.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth.
Q . What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?
A . A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q . What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A . 144 blondes.
Q . Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called “How to Hug”?
A . When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.
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Q: Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?
A: She forgot to close her eyes.
Q: How are a blonde’s legs like automatic doors?
A: You walk toward them and they open!
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A Golden Retriever.
Q: Why does it take longer to make a blonde snowman?
A: Because you have to hollow out the head first.
She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes.”
Q . What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?
A . The back of her head.
Q . What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A . Artificial intelligence.
Q . What’s the Blonde’s cheer?
A . ” I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N….ah, oh well.. I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea…”
Q . Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A . From crawling across the street when the sign said “don’t walk”.
Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A . Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q . Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A . The vegetable garden.
Q . Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
A . Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says “If you can count all my sheep I’ll let you have any one you want.” The blonde looks around her for a moment and says, “You have 356 sheep.” The farmer exclaims, “Wow — you’re exactly right. I guess blondes really aren’t dumb. Now go pick yourself out a sheep.”
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The blonde makes her choice, picks it up, comes back to the farmer to thank him. “Oh no,” he says, “you can’t have that one.” “Why not?” asks the blonde, “you said I could have any sheep I wanted.” And the farmer says, “Ma’am, that’s my dog.”