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Yo Momma so dirty she’s like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop; it ain’t that hard to score.
Yo Mama so dirty I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo Mama so dirty she has a number dispenser on her bedpost.
Yo Momma so dirty she’s like a fine restaurant… She only takes deliveries in the rear.
Yo Mama so dirty she’s got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo’ Mama is so dirty, her teachers gave her A’s just for not raising her hand.
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest, the judges said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo’ Mama is so fat, 401K is her bra size.
Yo’ Mama is so dirty, plants grow out her butt.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma’s so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo momma’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, “hot pocket.”
Yo momma so poor, that when I asked to use the bathroom she said « Pick a corner, any corner!
Yo mama so dumb she asked you « What is the number for 911?
Yo mama so dumb she talks in a envelope to send the voice mail.
Yo mama so poor her face is on The front of a food stamp.
Yo mama teeth so big when she sneezes she pokes a hole throw her stomach.
Yo mama so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama so fat that Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.
Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”
Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on the iPhone she made an iPad lol.
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Yo momma’s so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, all the whales started singing “We Are Family.”
Yo momma’s so dumb, when she went to the movies and saw the “Under 17 not permitted” sign, she left to get 16 of her friends.
Yo momma’s so fat, it took me two trains, a plane, and a bus to get to her good side.
Yo momma’s so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.