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Yo Mama so dirty she’s like a squirrel… She’s always got some nuts in her mouth.

Yo’ Mama is so dirty, her teachers gave her A’s just for not raising her hand.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest, the judges said, “Sorry, no professionals.”

yo momma jokes is so fat, 401K is her bra size.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a stamp on a fax.

Yo’ Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

Yo’ Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.

Your mama’s like a roller coaster…she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

Yo’ Mama is so old, her belly button is between her breasts.

yo momma jokes is so fat, when she went skydiving, she caused an eclipse.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.

Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.

Yo Mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy
Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?
-About 20 pounds.
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-Yo mama carries more passengers.
-Not everyone’s been on a 747.

Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

Yo Mama’s so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.

Yo mama so dumb she talks in a envelope to send the voice mail.

Yo mama so butch, she’s the worlds first a one-legged lesbian kick boxer.

Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked « What are you doing? » and she said, « I’m moving. »
Yo mama has a glass leg and she uses Windex for lotion.

Yo mama so poor her face is on The front of a food stamp.

yo momma jokes so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil.
Yo mama so skinny, she looks like a mic stand.

Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move.

Yo mama’s feet so big, her sneakers need license plates. What do you say when you are consoling a grammar Nazi? there, their, they’re.

Yo mama’s got so much dandruff she provided the backdrop for White Christmas.

Yo mama’s so dirty grass grows in her belly button.
Funny Yo Mama Jokes Dirty The Best 50 Funny Yo Momma Jokes most effective ones are the nasty sexual and Funny Yo Mama Jokes Dirty latest new Yo Momma Jokes.
Yo mama’s got so much dandruff polar bears use her hair as camouflage.

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner – so she went looking for it.

Yo Momma so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, »Wait! Stop! Thieves! You forgot the remote! »

Yo mama so dumb when I told her a Tsunami hit, she said « Why didn’t you hit back? »

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